- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

everybody loves raymond

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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