- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

2 Penises

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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