i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A Pakistani news reader.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Girls soccer

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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