Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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porn-hub

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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