- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What do you call a black man? Black

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What? Why?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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