Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Your social life.

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