- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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