What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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This is not a joke

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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GONNA

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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