What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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your moms my other ride

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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