- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Homosexualism is so gay man

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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