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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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