How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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field day?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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