Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Me Neither.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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