What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Man U

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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KONY 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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