- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Nickelback.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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