- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

I'm Jewish

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

KONY 2012

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Man U

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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