What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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My Boyfriend

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Asians

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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