- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

The WNBA.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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