your moms my other ride

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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