Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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