How did th-A fridge.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Anti Joke

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