What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What stops a train? A missile

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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