How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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