- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

i just pooped that is all!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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