- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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