- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your mums a potato

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Me

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Nickelback.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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