A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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