- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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