- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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