Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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TRICERATOPS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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