Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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