- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

I grunt when I poop.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

42, that is all

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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