What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Where's the dick??? east

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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