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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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