What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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tims sty:)

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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