Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Anti Joke

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