Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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