Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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