- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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