What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Winter

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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