Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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You

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Major League Soccer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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you suck

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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