Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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