- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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