Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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