Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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cancer

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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