Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Buzi vagy!

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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