What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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sky's sty

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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