What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

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