- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Asians.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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