Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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