Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

retard

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

your moms my other ride

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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