- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

I'm sn otter

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Me Neither.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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