Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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George Bush.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Black people having a Job.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Make me famous

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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