- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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