Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Make me famous

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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