- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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