- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

i just pooped that is all!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's green and blue? yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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