- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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