a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Bob Saget

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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...............................................................hi

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