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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Wanker

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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