I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Life

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Three black men were walking...

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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