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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

i had sex.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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