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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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