- Anti Joke

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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