- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

knock knock come in!

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Adele walks into the stables

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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