- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What do you call a banana? A banana.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

7+5=12

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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