- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

This is an anti-joke.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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