- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Women can vote? WTF

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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