- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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