Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Nickleback.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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