- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??