whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

women's rights

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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