- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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